Booze/Death Calculator

Now I realise this is only a bit of fun and not to be taken seriously but having found out that it would take 25 bottles of Fullers ESB to kill me I'd better stop drinking at 20! From the Barstools site, a website that scares Fake Charities before they get out of bed in the morning!

CHOOSE YOUR DRINK

Apple Tini
B52
Black Russian
Bloody Mary
Cosmopolitan
Daiquiri
Disaronno and Coke
Double on the Rocks
Dry Manhattan
Kamikaze
Long Island Iced Tea
Lemon Drop
Manhattan
Margarita
Martini
Dirty Martini
Wet Martini
Dry Martini
Mojito
Mai Thai
Mimosa
Mint Julep
Pina Colada
Rum and Coke
Seabreeze
Screwdriver
Sex on the Beach
Slippery Nipple
Tom Collins
Tequila Sunrise
Vodka Martini
Zombie
White Russian
Singapore Sling
Whiskey Sour

Absinthe
Bourbon
Everclear
Flavored Vodka
Gin
Malibu Rum
Rum
Scotch
Tequila
Vodka
Whiskey

Red Wine
White Wine
Rose Wine
Sparkling Wine

Amstel Light Amstel Light
Alaskan Amber
Alaskan Pale Ale
Alaskan Stout
Alaskan ESB
Alaskan Smoked Porter
Alaskan Winter Ale
Anchor Steam
Anchor Liberty Ale
Anchor Porter
Anchor Old Foghorn
Anchor Small
Anderson Valley Boont Amber
Anderson Valley Hop Ottin'
Anderson Valley Poleeko Gold
Anderson Valley Belk's ESB
Anderson Valley Barney Flats Oatmeal
Anderson Valley Winter Solstice
Anderson Valley High Rollers Wheat
Anderson Valley Deep Enders Porter
Beamish Stout
Beck's
Bell's/Kalamazoo Two Hearted Ale
Bell's/Kalamazoo Amber Ale
Bell's/Kalamazoo Pale Ale
Bell's/Kalamazoo Kalamazoo Stout
Bell's/Kalamazoo Oberon
Bell's/Kalamazoo Double Cream Stout
Bell's/Kalamazoo Third Coast Old Ale
Bell's/Kalamazoo Expedition Stout
Bell's/Kalamazoo Best Brown Ale
Bell's/Kalamazoo Cherry Stout
Blue Moon Blue Moon White
Breckenridge Avalanche Amber
Breckenridge Autumn Ale
Breckenridge Pale Ale
Breckenridge Christmas Ale
Breckenridge Oatmeal Stout
Breckenridge Pandora's Bock
BridgePort IPA
BridgePort Porter
BridgePort ESB
BridgePort Black Strap Stout
BridgePort Blue Heron
BridgePort Pintail Ale
BridgePort Ebenezer Ale
BridgePort Old Knucklehead
Budweiser (U.S)
Budweiser Bud Light
Budweiser Bud Ice
Budweiser Bud Ice Light
Budweiser Budvar Budvar
Busch
Busch Light
Busch Ice
Clausthaler
Colt 45 Malt Liquor
Coors Original
Coors Light
Coors Extra Gold
Corona Light
Corona Extra
Czechvar
Deschutes Cascade Ale
Deschutes Mirror Pond Pale
Deschutes Bachelor ESB
Deschutes Black Butte Porter
Deschutes Quail Springs IPA
Deschutes Obsidian Stout
Deschutes Jubelale
Deschutes Broken Top Bock
Deschutes Pine Mountain Pils
Deschutes Cinder Cone Red
Dos Equis Dos Equis XX
Dragon Stout Dragon Stout
Edison Light Edison Light
Foster's Lager
Fuller's ESB
Fuller's London Pride
Genessee 12 Horse
Genessee/High Falls Genny Light
Genessee/High Falls Kipling Light Lager
Grolsch
Gordon Biersch Marzen
Gordon Biersch Blonde Bock
Gordon Biersch Pilsner
Guinness Guinness Draught
Guinness Foreign Extra Stout
Hamm's
Hamm's Light
Heineken
Henry Weinhard's Ale
Henry Weinhard's Amber Ale
Henry Weinhard's Dark
Henry Weinhard's Hefeweizen
Henry Private Reserve
Hoegaarden
Icehouse 5.0
Icehouse 5.5
J.W. Dundee Honey Brown
Keystone Light
Kilarney's Red Lager
Killian's
Labatt Blue
Lowenbrau
Marin Brewing Mt. Tam Pale Ale
Marin Brewing Bluebeery Ale
Marin Brewing Albion Amber
Marin Brewing Marin Weiss
Marin Brewing Point Reyes Porter
Marin Brewing Breakout Stout
Marin Brewing Old Dipsea Barleywine
Marin Brewing India Pale Ale
McMenamins Hammerhead
McMenamins Terminator
McMenamins Ruby
McMenamins Black Rabbit Porter
McMenamins Dry Irish Stout
Michelob
Michelob Light
Michelob Amber Bock
Michelob Hefeweizen
Michelob Honey Lager
Michelob Black & Tan
Michelob Ultra
Mickey's
Mickey's Ice
Miller Genuine Draft
Miller Genuine Draft Lite
Miller High Life
Miller Lite
Moosehead
Murphy's Irish Red
Murphy's Stout
O'Douls
O'Douls Amber
Odell's 90 Shilling
Odell's Easy Street Wheat
Odell's Cutthroat Porter
Odell's Cutthroat Pale Ale
Odell's Levity
Odell's Isolation
Odell's Bobby
Olde English 800
Olde English 800 Ice
Old Milwaukee
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Paulaner Original Munich
Paulaner Salvator
Paulaner Hefe-Weizen
Pete's Brewing Wicked Ale
Pete's Brewing Oktoberfest
Pete's Brewing Summer Brew
Pete's Brewing Winter Brew
Pete's Brewing Helles Lager
Pete's Brewing Red Rush
Pete's Brewing Strawberry Blonde
Pilsner Uruqell
Pittsburgh Brewing I.C. Light
Pittsburgh Brewing Iron City Lager
Pyramid Hefeweizen
Pyramid Coastline Pilsner
Pyramid Apricot Ale
Pyramid India Pale Ale
Pyramid Pale Ale
Pyramid Curve Ball Kolsch
Pyramid Broken Rake
Pyramid Tilted Kilt
Pyramid Snow Cap Ale
Red Dog
Redhook ESB
Redhook IPA
Redhook Blonde Ale
Redhook Hefe-weizen
Redhook Nut Brown
Rhinebecker
St. Pauli Girl
St. Pauli Girl Dark
St. Pauli Girl N.A.
Sam Adams Light
Sam Adams Boston Lager
Sam Adams Golden Pilsner
Sam Adams Cream Stout
Sam Adams Boston Ale
Sam Adams Cherry Wheat
Sam Adams Spring Ale
Sam Adams Summer Ale
Sam Adams Pale Ale
Sam Adams Octoberfest
Sam Adams IPA
Sam Adams Winter Lager
Sam Adams Double Bock
Sam Adams Triple Bock
Sapporo
Shiner Bock
Shiner Light
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
Sierra Nevada Porter
Sierra Nevada Stout
Sierra Nevada Wheat
Sierra Nevada Summerfest
Sierra Nevada Celebration
Sierra Nevada Bigfoot
Stone Brewing Arrogant Bastard Ale
Stone Brewing Stone Pale Ale
Stone Brewing Stone Smoked Porter
Stone Brewing Stone IPA
Stone Brewing Ruination IPA
Stone Brewing Double Bastard Ale
Stone Brewing Stone Old Guardian
Tsingtao
Widmer Hefeweizen
Widmer Pale Ale
Widmer Blonde Ale
Widmer Widberry
Widmer Sommerbra
Widmer Oktoberfest
Widmer Winternacht
Widmer Spring Run IPA
Widmer Drop Top Amber Ale
Yuengling Premium
Yuengling Light
Yuengling Ale
Yuengling Porter
Yuengling Lager
Yuengling Black & Tan
Yuengling Light Lager

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